1.If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!



2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.



3. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude!



4. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!



5. He was a good man. He never smoked, had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!



6. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we choose Marriage, slow sure!



7. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rests have girlfriends!



8. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!