PATHAN APNI GIRL FRIEND KE SAATH DATE PAR GAYA AUR AHISTA SE BOLA MERAY DIL MEIN EK BAAT HE MAGAR KEHTAY HUYE GABRATA HOON. GIRL: KEH DO PATHAN: I LOVE ..... ..........................UR BROTHER.
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A ROSE IS ALWAYS A ROSE, WHETHER IT IS IN A GOLDEN POT OR IN THE GROUND LIKE SAME U R MY BEST FRIEND WHETHER U R IN CENTRAL JAIL OR IN MENTAL HOSPITAL.
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0% I HATE U 10% SO NICE U 20% SO CUTE U 30% SO KIND U 40% I NEED U 50% I BELIVE U 60% MY IDEAL U 70% I WANT U 80% I MISS U 90% I LOVE U 100% SUB JHOOT
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Waqt milay tab yad krty ho, Mood hua tab bat krte ho, Ek zamana tha jab ek pal b reh nhi sakty thay haramay bina, Ab ek zamanay k bad yad krty ho.
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Tum pas ho to tujh pe pyar ata hai Tum door ho to tera intezar satata hai, Kiya kahein is dil ki halat ko tujhe yad kar kar k hamain bukhar ho jata hai.
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girle, sajna ve koi aisa khat likh sari umer perhdi rawaan, tey meri umer muk jawe boy , @#%^&*()?><>+_)((&^%@ _(*^#$"{:?>><>)_(&%^##?<>>?>? ley hun perdhi reh
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Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes…. "What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
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Larka bola : Dilruba Larki boli : Pizza khila Larka bola : Paise Nahi Larki boli : Kaise nahi Larka bola : Mehangayi hai Larki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
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Ek murgha ek murghi ke pichhe bhag raha tha, achanak murghi ek car ke niche kuchal kar mar gai, murgha bola : saali apni ezzat bachane ke liye apni jaan de di.
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neend di goli kha lae changa ray ga sochan kolon jaan chura lae changa ray ga F.A B.A M.A kar k ki hassil cholian di raeri la changa ray ga
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Gadhe ko bandha hua hai. Batao vo dur padi ghaas kaise khayega..? Haar mani..? li na haar.? "Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.! apne Mani ke nahi..?
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Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na hum kam hain Na tum kam ho To kis bat ka gam hai SMS bhejte raho, Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai..
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Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se
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Teacher asked a student,”Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?” Student,”MINI SKIRT jaisa, zaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe..
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Dekh k logo ko, socha ishq hum b karle. Phir bewafao ko dekh socha, thoda sabr karle. Jaan gawante dekh is daldal me kai ko, socha patli gali se hum nikal le..
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mat parhao,mat parho yar,plzz mat parho,khuda k liey mat parho,chalo parh lo main nay kon sa agay kuch likha hai!!
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ladki apnay boy friend say:kia tum ek hath say driving kar saktay ho: ladka :yes ladki:to phir dosray hath say naq saf kar lo
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kia bindas hawa chal rai hai--birds log gana ga rahay hain.cow log ghass kha rahay hain--cute log sms kar rahay hai or kunjoos log sms par parh rahay hain
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merey sms milay?nahin milay to yeh lo sms sms sms sms,yeh lo chotay sms sms sms sms,yeh lo remix sms sms sms stylish walay bhi lo sms sms sms sms bus ab app ki bari
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har khushi teri taraf moor dun.terey liey chand tarey tk tore dun.khushion k darwazey terey liey khol dun.itna kafi hai k 2,4 jhoot or bool dun
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Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

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Barsat ki raat
.
1 bhigi larki
.
bhige kapre

bhigi zulfen
.
bhige hont
.
us se nazren mili
.
dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...




kal ye 100%

bemaar hogi... ;->
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Mere Dukho'n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker


It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
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Dis is a warning to all those people who don't Smoke..
One day, you'll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you'll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

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HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks
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